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Warm » 14-03-2006
Mc Donalds Job Application
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a
McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because
he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously,
whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be
applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style
severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and pper
napkins
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked and they thought I did
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more
intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP
TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do
you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a
winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes or the one run by
Readers Digest
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living and surfing in the
Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks
I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing
that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Gregg
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a
McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because
he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously,
whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be
applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style
severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and pper
napkins
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked and they thought I did
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more
intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP
TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do
you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a
winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes or the one run by
Readers Digest
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living and surfing in the
Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks
I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing
that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Gregg
Heartless » 14-03-2006
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living and surfing in the
Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks
I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing
that now.
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chEbba » 14-03-2006
[quote=Heartless,Mar 14 2006, 10:47 AM][quote=Warm,Mar 14 2006, 03:48 AM]WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living and surfing in the
Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks
I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing
that now.
[/quote]красавчик
[/quote]
Да йопт мне б так
Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks
I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing
that now.
[/quote]красавчик
[/quote]
Да йопт мне б так
Flanker » 15-03-2006
сколько раз говорю: переводите я в англиском не шпрехаю! проще вам перевести чем мне аглицкий выучить .GIF "=)")
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Аццкий унитаз » 15-03-2006
[quote=Warm,Mar 14 2006, 03:48 AM]SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
EDUCATION: Yes.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and pper
napkins
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked and they thought I did
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
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EDUCATION: Yes.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and pper
napkins
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked and they thought I did
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
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