You could have!

[Warm Профиль ICQ]

Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you
might want to consider this..
Ahusband and wife are traveling by car from Key
West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on
the road, they're too tired to continue, and they
decide to stop for a rest.
They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they
only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back
on the road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk
hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and
demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells
the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms
certainly aren't worth $350.
When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate,
the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then
explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool
and a huge conference center that were available for
the husband and wife to use.
"But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well,
they are here, and you could have," explains the
Manager.
He goes on to explain they could have taken in one
of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The
best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las
Vegas perform here," the Manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows, "complains
the man again.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the
Manager replies.
No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the
man replies,  "But we didn't t use it!"
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man
gives up and agrees to pay.
He write s a check and gives it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the
check. "But sir," he says, this check is only made
out for $50."
"That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300
for sleeping with my wife."
"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
"Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and
you could have  ........

[Пендальф Серый Профиль]

нипонял никуя... на рускей перевиди )

[Фанат Перумова Профиль ICQ]

Сугубо работничка в конце побрили ))

[Zdazig Профиль ICQ]

Людя то жалко.((

[P.A.R.T. Профиль ICQ]

Прикольно, видимо не все они такие тупые...

[Фамильное Привидение]

Хы.... ))))
Жаль не упоминается, какая жена была на вид, действительно на 300 баков?

[Терпсихорка Профиль ICQ]

А ведь не все такие находчивые как муженек...
Несправедливая штука Жисть!

[shuster Профиль]

Улыбнуло )

[Гость]

бгаааа,... молодцом чувак, не растерялся )))))

[Kent Профиль СайтICQ]

Так се... Не очень смешно.